1. IT’S ALL BETWEEN THE EARS!
And not between the legs, according to specialists. You’ve got to make love to her mind. And no, that doesn’t mean you can stick it in her ear!
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Top 10 Tips About the Female Orgasm
HERE’S THE LIST you wished you studied at high school. Read, learn, laugh and enjoy these fundamental insights into one of mankind’s biggest mysteries: The Female Orgasm. And don’t forget to share.
So without further ado, let’s dive into the world of the great unknown.
Open My Eyes2. 70% OF WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS
At least according to science. That means that out of any 10 partners you’ve had, 7 of them might deserve an Oscar.
This is REAL3. KEEP YOURSELF YOUNG AND HEALTHY!
As well as keeping your brain sharp, orgasms are thought to decrease stress and increase longevity… Isn’t that what they say about red wine?
Pour Me a Glass4. YES! IT CAN BE DANGEROUS...
Some women faint when they come and, in very rare cases, die - which might explain why the French refer to an orgasm as le petite mort (the little death)…
Will She Survive?5. BLINK AND YOU’LL MISS IT
The average female orgasm lasts between six and 10 seconds. On the plus side, some women can orgasm up to 100 times an hour…
Let's Get Down To It6. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT
Most women need about 20 minutes of clitoral stimulation to hit the jackpot… Don’t complain, God gave you two hands, right?
Keep Pounding7. FIRST THE WHEEL THEN THE VIBRATOR
The first electric home vibrators hit the market before many other household ‘essentials' - people had to wait nine more years for the vacuum cleaner and 10 years for the electric iron!
Give Her a Buzz8. TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS
Evidence shows that an orgasm can be effective pain relief. So the next time she claims to have a headache, you know the cure!
The Miracle Cure9. APPARENTLY MONEY CAN BUY YOU HAPPINESS
For about $12,000 you can get a neuro-stimulation device implanted into your woman, allowing you to give her remote controlled orgasms. Just make sure she’s not driving at the time!
Press This Button10. THE SHOPPING CONNECTION
Apart from shopping, the clitoris is the only part of the female body that is only there for pleasure. According to, well, a study of our own...
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